Government Organization, and other oxymorons

equinoks: REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR. PURPLE: I don’t...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:31:50 -0500

REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR.

PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life.

RED: (make your own for red)

GREY: I wish we talk more and being friend

TURQUOISE: I would hug you if we’re met

PINK: I love your blog it’s one of my favorite

TEAL: You annoy me at times.

BLUE: You are my tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I don’t like your blog.

WHITE: MARRY ME PLEASE.

GREEN: I think you’re cute.

CORAL: You should give more promos

BLACK: I would date you

BROWN: I don’t like you.

~~(gets none)~~

i wanna see star trek. anyone wanna go tonight?

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:33:35 -0500

i wanna see star trek. anyone wanna go tonight?

anybody wanna hang out this weekend?

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:20:55 -0500

anybody wanna hang out this weekend?

cecefredzilla: snaketeen: there’s a thin line between word and world get out

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:41:06 -0500

cecefredzilla:

snaketeen:

there’s a thin line between word and world

get out

tjurpiss: I JUST NEVER WANT TO FORGET THIS EVER

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:30:11 -0500

tjurpiss:

I JUST NEVER WANT TO FORGET THIS EVER

wishcave: opens jacket hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold closes jacket

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:06:21 -0500

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:39:25 -0500

the fool, the emperor, the lovers, death, the devil

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:58:55 -0500

The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story: My life

The Emperor: Do you have any family traditions? Not really, though all through elementary and middle school my siblings and I would eat ice cream together every other night. Nowadays they’ve lowered their speed of intake, while mine has increased.

The Lovers: What qualities would your ideal partner have? Basically, I’d just have to be in love with her. None of the other stuff matters very much if love is there. How love forms, though, I have no idea.

Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be? Aubrey Plaza.

The Devil: What do you think your worst quality is? Probably my social ineptitude, though I’m not quite sure.

Send me a Tarot Card.

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:43:43 -0500

The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.
The Magician: Do you have a special talent?
The High Priestess: Are you good at keeping secrets?
The Empress: What do you desire most?
The Emperor: Do you have any family traditions?
The Hierophant: What is/was your favourite school subject?
The Lovers: What qualities would your ideal partner have?
The Chariot: Have you ever had to fight for something?
Strength: What gives you strength?
The Hermit: Could you cope with living alone?
Wheel of Fortune: If you won a million pounds, what would you do with it?
Justice: If you could be a super hero (or villain) what would you call yourself and what powers would you have?
The Hanged Man: Would you sacrifice your own life to save someone else's?
Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be?
Temperance: Do you have good self control?
The Devil: What do you think your worst quality is?
The Tower: Describe your dream home.
The Star: What inspires you?
The Moon: Describe a dream (or nightmare) you've had recently.
The Sun: Describe a childhood memory.
Judgement: Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of?
The World: What country would you most like to visit?

Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:26:36 -0500

Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

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Thu, 16 May 2013 17:01:24 -0500

it is way too hot i do not like it, i do not

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:39:23 -0500

it is way too hot

i do not like it, i do not

nuditea: IT’S SO COOL TO LOOK AT STRETCH MARKS AND REALISE THAT THEY ARE SIGNS OF YOUR BODY EASING...

Thu, 16 May 2013 06:31:29 -0500

nuditea:

IT’S SO COOL TO LOOK AT STRETCH MARKS AND REALISE THAT THEY ARE SIGNS OF YOUR BODY EASING OUT TO ACCOMMODATE YOU! YOUR INNER BITS WERE LIKE “HEY WE NEED MORE” AND YOUR OUTER BITS WERE LIKE “OK IT’LL TAKE SOME HASTY BACKSTAGE-BEFORE-THE-PREMIERE STITCHING BUT WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN” AND YOU ARE STILL ABLE TO MOVE THE AUDIENCE TO TEARS BY SINGING YOUR SOLO IN THE APPROPRIATE COSTUMING. FLESH IS SO DIFFICULT, INCREDIBLY SO FOR SOME PEOPLE, BUT IT’S NEAT TO BE ABLE TO GIVE IT A LITTLE BOW DURING CURTAIN CALL IF YOU FEEL UP TO IT

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Thu, 16 May 2013 06:29:02 -0500

Put 'unf' in my ask if you find me attractive.

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:14:38 -0500

toucheamoure:

*gets 0*

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Wed, 15 May 2013 22:03:40 -0500

lemon italian ice

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:25:57 -0500

lemon italian ice

i still haven’t seen the great gatsby

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:51:05 -0500

i still haven’t seen the great gatsby

it is waaaaaaay too warm

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:57:50 -0500

it is waaaaaaay too warm

theonion: 7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS: Full...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:48:48 -0500

theonion:

7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS: Full Slideshow